we need a new name

i have been on this ship for over a month so i haven't seen it from outside until the other day. i went out on one of the jet-skis for fun and i realized i never changed the name on the hull. that's not only unlucky it is also leaving a really bad name. you see, the captain i bought it from was a highly skilled whaling captain, but as he approached his retirement he got more and more eccentric and he changed the name of the ship from the 'flying kraken' to 'my favorite food is definitely the pizza hut all-you-can-eat buffet.' it's written in huge letters on both sides of the ship and it's just embarrassing.
so i came up with an idea. im going to have a contest to think of a new name and whoever wins gets an award or something.