where the stuff is my hell?!

we've been robbed! someone has broken into the ship and made off with a bunch of appliances. i can see (from clues) that they also attempted to break into the main safe. our main safe is top of the line though, and basically impossible to break into. it has several defense mechanisms including a recording of scary sounds playing on a loop inside the door so that when a safe-cracker puts a stethoscope up to it he hears the scary sounds and runs away, terrified. also, the combination consists of 89 numbers.
so, whatever is in that thing is secure*. i had to make a list of the appliances and other stuff that they stole for insurance purposes. i made a list for my insurance purposes. they did not steal all the stuff for insurance purposes...want that to be clear. this is the list:
• 3 large capacity self-contained cabinet freezers
• 1 dishwasher (appliance)
• 3 deep fryers
• 1 industrial microwave-oven/incubator
• 2 dishwashers (crew)
• 5 residential harpoons
• 1 custom made alarmsundial-radio
• 1 80" flat screen TV
• 3 15" flat screen crystal balls from the Shipswizard**
• 1 7" remote control for 80" flat screen TV
• 6 sets of scuba gear (including aquapropulsion jet packs)
• 1 pallet of the very fancy sauce that i put on almost everything
• 9-13 spoons
• 1 cotton candy machine
• 1 series 9.4 super-cube player (with cables)
• 24 50 caliber machine guns (we are now down to just around 9/10ths of our 50 caliber machine guns...must remember to
re-order)
• 1 mallet
• 1 awesome cigarette boat - that's it!...we have to catch them...didn't even see that on the list the first time...my accountant or whatever should definitely know i don't read things past boredom! goddam brainiac jerk...okay, now i have to call a meeting of the on-board detectives and assassin mercenaries (we have about 12 of the former and 100-1,300 0f the latter...depends on season)

*i think i'll find out what's in it later

** Lungston Theories***

***this is an alias