we need to rub my head

i don't know what to think about the things we did yesterday...i kind of blacked out. i know i made a fool of myself and corpses of others. we have the nicest new yacht. it's not ours. i don't know what the hell we did. we never used to care but now i have a new sense of something. dignity? no...i had that...now it's something like feeling bad about murdering ..what kind of pirate am i? i'm none pirate, that's who...i'm a whaler...i murder whales...but i want to murder pirates and other competing whalers...not just whales...am i really that bad? are we really that different? are you really expecting to get a buzz from eating all the toothpaste and mouth wash? are you sure that the mirror you (me) can hear us? do yu really think brushing your teeth through the reflection is helping anything? you are making a mess all over the mirror and those teeth aren't getting less yellow