arson!

someone set a fire in the ship's zoo. it scared the panicky zoo keepers, but the suicidal zoo animals welcomed it. the fire team was able to put it out, and are the main suspects. nobody was injured.
when we started the zoo we assumed we were saving the animals from the wild. they were out of control. now they have stable homes. the horses have stable stables. we protect them. that's why i was so confused when i saw on my monitor the way they were all in their tiny cages leaning toward the fire in an attempt to get burned to death. puzzles me still. maybe we could put televisions in their tiny cages and they'd be happy. (we don't even make them pay rent!)