baby jungle island

we have dropped anchor just off the coast of baby jungle island. i gathered a dozen of my best men and Dr. 45 Robots and took our really cool speed boat to shore. we were not planning on this diversion, but i saw on a chart that we were passing it and on this nautical chart, as on every nautical chart on the planet, it is written with a question mark after it because everybody pretends nobody knows if it's real or a thing of legend. for some reason there is this international treaty guaranteeing that everyone be vaguely mystified and unnerved by the island. there are many scary, mysterious "tales" about it, but they are all actually well documented fact. people just speak about those facts in hushed tones. so this isn't really a mission of discovery; its more of we just want to see all the crazy stuff we've read about in hushed thoughts.

This is exactly where Baby Jungle Island is...or so the legend goes