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the men are upset that we left the tunnel now...the female ones especially; they wanted to shop more. luckily there aren't any of them. the male ones are not being seaworthy or trustworthy or james worthy, and i assume it has something to do with the lack of whales around and/or lack of female men in the crew. they don't realize that it is in our best interest not to allow ladies on board, so i am going to declare martial law (martial sea-law!). we'll leave marital law up to the divorce lawyers! haha!...anyway, the ship is under me and my goons' control now, with no fun. except lawyer jokes (which only myself and my closest staffers are allowed to laugh at)...and apparently hall of fame basketball players of whom we know nothing jokes (different planet)

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