spare change

we will be stopping into a port in the next few weeks at some point so i decided to put all the change from the swear jar into wrappers so i can deposit it. i started the swear jar a few months ago and it was about half full by the time we decided we are pirates and now its full. it doubled in just a couple of days because pirates have much dirtier language than whalers. so i almost finished wrapping all the coins, or in pirate, dubloons, and there is like, a million planet bucks. so that's good. maybe we'll have a steak dinner when we get to port.
also, when we became pirates we decided to give all the mermaids eye patches. so now they're rolling around in their wheelchairs with reverse diving masks and eye patches. they don't complain though. i wonder how far i can go with them before they get annoyed. maybe i'll give them elbow pads and mittens.