scuba diving

yesterday i decided to lead an expedition into the deep sea. we have the best, top of the line scuba-diving outfiture available on planet. it is so expensive that i left the price tags on all of it so as to remind the men how important it is to not damage anything as well as to remind them that i have so much wealth.
the objective of the mission was to find treasure, and/or mermaids. it was to be a dangerous mission, considering the depth of the ocean at our coordinates was 31,000 feet. part of the expense of the state of the art scuba-gear is the aquapropulsion fancy jet packs. we reached the bottom in like, a minute. it was really dark but we brought glowing stuff and it made the sea floor eerily beautiful. the first thing we found was a rake. it was in pretty good condition so we put it in our scavanging bin. next we found a big treasure chest filled with gold and jewels! i can honestly say that i had never been so lucky. within eight minutes we found exactly what we were looking for. either we happened to beat incredible odds, or this part of the ocean was littered with treasure chests. we loaded the chest into the bin with help from the friendly mermaids we met - oh yeah, also we found mermaids! the two things we set out to find, we found almost immediately! i was expecting to have this adventure take up months of time. oh well. so it was a great day and the mermaids came to dinner but they had to wear special negative scuba-gear and that made it awkward for them to eat.
what a terrific day!