i'm expecting a visitor

i have received word that my brother, qrx will be visiting. he is close to my age and looks exactly the same except he has yellow hair. we can't be sure who is the older because larry destroyed our birth certificates, as she does with most of her children. she named him qrx because she hates him. qrx was born and larry immediately said, "yeah, i am going to hate this one," all nonchalantly. jim told me this story. then she said his name will be ned but it will be spelled qrx. so its pronounced ned. i'll refer to him as ned.
anyway, he will be arriving by helicopter sometime today. i don't know whether to be excited and happy or anxious and terrified. he is unpredictable and utterly insane.