one day
we will reach port by tomorrow the man on my ship who's job it is to know such things has told me. that is good. i will have to remember to look up a reliable chimney sweep for the ships several chimneys. i tried to make a nice fire in my study and the ammount of black smoke that came into the room was astounding. for any chimney sweeps looking for work on a large whaling ship, here are my requirements:
- male
- cockney accent
- double jointed
- mustachioed
- paranoid
- at least 5'11"
- married
- in posession of multiple top hats
I will be arriving in Port Trembling Oyster on the whaling ship my favorite food is definitely the pizza hut all-you-can-eat buffet. You may contact me there through my secretary. Her name is Dixie and she is a beautiful, golden and white palomino horse.
posted by Damion | 8:11 AM
4 Comments:
i love this blog. it is so ......... something. more people should be forced to read it. and i mean forced. at gunpoint.
damion,
perhaps you shouldn't let your secretary type your blog. however, it's rather enjoyable.
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