hee haw!

we're back out on the old dusty trail! yay! i'm just a dirty whaling captain...i don't know what to say all the time. i'll tell you a story though. okay, here goes...here it goes...here goes...that just sounds like momere blah blah...etc...anywho...that's crap also...stupid ass-bag trying to sound like your buddy...morte importantly we just caugt a nice sperm whale named grover...we didnt name him thet he told us his name upon capture..he waas one of the few who have cooperated...i like thisd guy ...hehad a lot of pot on him at the time but, hey, wer'e out at sea ..we can let that go..he is sio hilarious....dude...we made these awseome garde burgers...i never had them but they were swet..also i saw tim, our like 17th mate messing around and guess what?! he is now a canvas. i wondewr what i should paint. that lasyt whale seemed like a talent, maybe he/SHE will make a nice thing for my bare quartersw.