deliciious!
what a fantastic dnnner i ate som uch and itas all really good and ti discoverad the lttle wench i brought wsa not aas horrendously disgusting aas i thoght the cold sores was actuaslly bbq sauce driesd up on her mouth and she wipesd it off and now t shes the most beutiful lady ive ever layed eyeas on look at her what a foxc her limp dosnt seem tha t bad any more and i coukld drown in her eyaes guess what else? i found a dolllarr on the floor and the mayor played this aweomne music it wsa so awesome and ew weer dancing and drink ing and eating and i discovered how hot the braod i broaght here is the mayors wifeeven eats upside down shes crazxy man this relly fat guy palyed lasses with wwter inenm and it wsa nice and this other guy told adirty joke about the stork and incest and animals and they have a maid whio doesnt speakd english and she livred in a shed in the back yard and tens to her garden the mayor and his wifey make their own wiwne and we starrted with that and it was really good im serious i like dit and then ther was a special ber nd then lots of rum with fancy sticksa that wre covfered in sugar to stir into the rum the fiood wsa sio good and i ate som uch and then fordesert the mayor gave evreyone cooupons for 49 cents of of a cake at the grocery gystore and afte dinne we brought a barrell iof frum outside anfd we drove go cartds around the estate and went hunmting and gues what?the lady i brought is a goodhunter and she shot monkey and so now igue swecan eat the monkey and then we went on trampoline and i opuked all over themayor but he just laughed and phuked all over his wifes crotch and she laughd nds soon eevrybody wsa pouking up all the delicius dinner we jus ate and then we we e er all sloipping in all the puke and then we wrestled i dint win bu tit waas a lotfofun the mayor keep s a bunch of native like native like savages uncivilized and he keeps ab unch of them in a shed and then he letds peoplejh unt tehm but i didnt because theuy sually win because there giood at nitgeting caught thats all going tibed and tomorrow i ll get up and whale i drew a picture too of her me thmayotr and his wif:
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a bit much ale when writing this one captain?
I HAD TO GET A BAND-AID FOR WHEN I FELL DOWN.
that was sublime. i cant figure out if it was a put on or not.
what is going on here?
What a great site, how do you build such a cool site, its excellent.
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