i feel rested

i slept straight through the last few days and did not wake up once. the weather must have been pretty good because i often can't sleep through the slightest drizzle. on the other hand, it could've been terrible weather that just didn't rouse me. you see, i have gotten so little rest on this trip due to my being a very light sleeper that i decided to take a bottle of valium and drink a couple of litres of dark rum. that was about 5 days ago. when i finally awoke today i felt like a new man. a new man who was sleeping in his own urine.